Tonight, Lacey and I watched the American Idol Season 7 Top 20 Results Show after our Tivo had finished recording the whole thing. I took a bunch of notes while watching, including some of Lacey’s comments, then went back afterwards and put it into sentences and paragraphs. So, this isn’t quite one of my “notes” blog entries, but I do kind of switch around between talking about things in the present and past tenses. This is my first time using the term “live blogging“, but I believe I’m using it correctly.
Early in the episode, after Ryan was done yakking with Paula about how it must be hard to relinquish judgement duties to America, he addressed Simon’s moose antler thing. Paula and Randy claimed to not know what he was talking about, but Simon said something like, “I believe I know what you’re referring to”.
Ryan then proceeded to have 3 photos put up on the big screen (the first one looked very familiar! (ok, theirs was higher quality and didn’t have glare and a TV screen border, but it was totally the same shot! (of course, he was doing that hand thing all night, on both Tuesday and Wednesday nights, so it wouldn’t be hard to capture a photo that looked the same!))), one at a time, showing Simon’s silly hand signal thing. Ryan asked if it was some sort of code, and Simon said yes, “it’s a code.” Then Paula held onto Simon’s hand, while he kept talking to Ryan, continuing with “it’s a secret code, ryan, which i’ll explain to you.” But Paula kept holding onto his hand, so Simon ended up saying, “There is a gesture I could give you, but I won’t.” Then they moved on, without any further explanation. Hmpf!
Moving on, they went into the typical performance with all of the contestants singing together. It was positively dreadful, to be quite honest with you! :)
Ryan went through several of the guys, saying who was safe. Then he got down to Jason Yeager (Vampire Boy) and that annoying [chick] Danny Noriega (who I wish would go away, but who keeps actually singing pretty well). Bye-bye Vampire Boy…
Make him cry, then make him sing. Yay, we can always look forward to Thursdays to hear the worst songs from Tuesday and Wednesday performed again (for the last time) by the contestants who America voted off! Lacey and I really wish they’d have the BEST singers perform again, rather than the ones that America worked so hard (dialing/texting/etc) to get rid of.
Next Ryan went to the girls, and let several of them sit down, “safe.” The two left standing were Amanda “Rock & Roll Nurse” Overmyer and Alexandréa Lushington. To me, having only watched part of last night’s Top 10 Girls episode, the choice was clear. Amanda should go. I heard her performance, and wanted to like her (I kinda liked her so far this season because she was different from the rest, even though her vocals were not the best), but she just butchered that song last night. I don’t know if I heard Alexandréa or not, but since I didn’t like any of the performances that I *did* hear from the girls, I think it’s safe to assume that she sucked, too. Apparently, America agreed with that assumption, because Alexandréa’s going home.
Amanda is safe, somehow. I’m guessing it has to do with the “controversy” that’s suddenly coming into the media’s pincers; oh wait, make that *two* controversies involving Amanda Overmyer. Something about her criminal record being pretty substantial already, including a major DUI a couple years ago. The other thing is something about nude photos that are “surfacing soon” or something. I dunno. I don’t really care. This show’s supposed to be about the *singing* and *performing*, not about background checks. This show has to have at least a few “controversies” every season, apparently. I guess it pays the bills, though, for American Idol and for media companies everywhere. Whatever.
Thanks, Lacey, for fast-forwarding through both of those “loser” performances! There’s just no reason for those.
Next Ryan went through the remaining girls who hadn’t yet been told to sit down, stand up, or go home. He narrowed it down to two, as usual: Kady Malloy and Alaina Whitaker. It didn’t make any difference to me. They all sucked last night, from what I heard (and what I’ve been told by a couple people who watched it (and those people also didn’t like last weeks’ performances by the girls either)).
Lacey thought the Britney impersonator (Kady) would/should go home, but it’s Alaina instead. Oh good, she’s crying so hard and facing away from the camera, and actually whimpered “I can’t sing!” Finally, maybe we won’t have to hear a bad performance “one last time.”
Ugh, now Ryan turned her around for the closeup, and gave her a pep talk. Then he had the judges talk to her, the audience clap for her, and the rest of the performers got up on stage with her. So, she’s singing it again. Lacey was kind enough to fast forward through ALL of that crap, so I’m just going by what I saw flashing by at high speed. :)
Oh boy, another guilt-fest, Idol Gives Back is happening again. “Bigger and better than last year,” Ryan says (although, Ryan also keeps saying that this is the best group of singers the show has ever had, which couldn’t be further from the truth!).
Charity is great, and we actually did end up donating some money to them last year, after I spent a good 10+ hours researching their charitable organization, its philosophies, info on all of the charities that it gives to, etc. But it really got annoying watching the same footage of poor, hungry people in Africa who would supposedly benefit in amazing ways with my small donation. I’m still skeptical, because I’ll bet there’s quite a bit of overhead in this charity since it, but it helped us feel less guilty as they continued trying to make everyone cry in every episode.
You know what I kept thinking would be a nice charitable thing to do? If AT&T would take all of the text-messaging fees from one episode, and donate that money to charity, I’ll bet they’d end up donating more than all the people who respond to any one Idol Gives Back tearjerking segment. Millions of dollars. I think AT&T (or was it Cingular last year? I dunno) donated something piddly like $5 mil or something last year, while they were sitting there racking up boatloads of cash from every episode.
Ok Robbie Carrico’s gone. Lacey called it: which two guys would be standing there waiting to hear who was getting the axe. She was totally right. I thought Robbie would be sticking around, though, for “controversy”’s sake (the media seems to be all excited and shocked about the fact that he might wear a wig or something. oh no!). Lacey said he wears his do rag like a woman–apparently guys are supposed to tuck in the flap in the back. I’ll take her word on that.
Lacey’s last comment to me, before she went to bed, was “Gosh, the two worst singers in the entire competition are still there, which friggin sucks!” I’m not quite sure which two she was referring to, because there are so many bad ones to choose from!
It doesn’t matter too much, though, if David Archuleta can consistently do as well as he did on Tuesday, then none of the others stand a chance!
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