Does Michael Jackson like Irish midgets?
From a post [last week] on the Dilbert Blog:
Today I heard on the news that Michael Jackson is going to open a leprechaun themed amusement park in Ireland. Seriously. If you don’t believe me, go Google yourself.
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I won’t accuse Michael Jackson of being a child molester. You can never fully rule out “disturbed weirdo of galactic proportions with astonishingly bad judgment.” However, the question I wonder about is what would happen if someone such as Michael who enjoyed sleeping with children (as friends) suddenly couldn’t do it anymore. What would he do?Well, he might start a business that has a perfectly good reason for hiring hordes of midgets. They’d all be over 18-years old so there are no legal problems. As far as I know, you can hump the living crap out of a midget all day long and it’s totally legal, assuming the midget is onboard with the plan. Or you can just share your bed with midgets as friends. That’s legal too.
I flagged this in my feed reader last week, because it’s one of the first things I’ve read recently that actually made me laugh out loud at work. I was sick, so I was trying extra hard NOT to laugh, because I knew it would hurt my throat and make me cough, but every time I read one particular line of that post, “As far as I know, you can hump the living crap out of a midget all day long and it’s totally legal, assuming the midget is onboard with the plan”, I just couldn’t help it!
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September 27th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Hahahha, awesome.
I was at a party last year… And I saw a midget.. And she was getting high.
That was weird, and a singular experience.
Hot midgets are weird too. Because some are. And that’s disturbing. Really.
October 1st, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Hey, the world loves little people. Midgets are fun, but drunk dwarfs dressed in green? That’s way “funnier”!
If you like midgets, you might want to check out my blog. Let me know what you think.
The Midget Master
http://www.allaboutmidgets.typepad.com