dumb verizon
Trying to do some long-overdue housecleaning on my hard drives, and keep running across little tidbits that I’ve saved for one reason or another. From a file I called “dumbverizon.txt”, comes a quote from some piece of Verizon DSL literature from a few years ago that I thought was funny:
Due to the sophistication of DSL service Verizon Online does not guarantee that your service will be uninterrupted or error free.
I think it speaks for itself. :)


October 31st, 2005 at 1:30 pm
That is the best excuse I’ve ever seen for bad service!
“Our stuff is so awesome that it just naturally sucks sometimes.”
I’ve gotta include that disclaimer in our own software products. :)